Gratuitiously Long Bill Title

Following today's discussion of bill names, a (sarcastic) suggestion for a bill in our Armed Services Committee simulation:

Initiative
For
Yanking the
Over
Use of
Various
Opulent
Tax
Expenditures in
Afghanistan,
Going
After
Inessential
Naval (and other military)
Spending
That
Takes from
Household
Income and
Spends
Your money
Overseas
Unnecessarily,
Abating
Resources
Expended
Abroad, and
Taking
Every
Reasonable step to
Redirect
Our
Resources back
In the
States
Today

Or, the IF YOU VOTE AGAINST THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST Act. I...I have too much free time.